stilezs:

this is so real

So I’ve been playing Destiny with my buddy like crazy, and we need some more people to do the raid with. Anyone looking for a couple 25+ players on the Xbox one to play with?

quiixotical:

bill:

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOBAW

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[VERY SMALL VOICE] foobaw!

(Source: memewhore)

romanticizing-death:

bahboh:

one thing i love about college is that everyone is so exhausted that nobody judges anyone for sleeping anywhere like

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just rest your eyesimage

get comfy

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we’re all in  this together

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you are safe here

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it will be ok

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This is by far the cutest college post I have ever seen

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vlincler:

Maurice Richard shaking Jim Henry’s hand after scoring the series winning goal against him in the 1952 Playoff Semifinals. The Rocket had taken a serious header into the goal post, leaving him unconscious with a huge gash on his head, and blood dripping all over his sweater. After being stitched up in the locker room, The Rocket jumped over the boards later in the third period, a huge bandage on his head and blood still dripping down onto his sweater, and scored with a beautiful coast to coast. This will forever be known as the best goal in the leagues history. There’s no tough like hockey tough.

analish:

do you ever have those times at 4am where you get so motivated and decide to get all your shit together and then plan out your entire life and future and then the next morning you’re just like lol

whodiedandmadeyoulordstanley:

I have more fun counting down the seconds to a team I hate’s elimination than I do ringing in the New Year.

katlady-oneill:

asvprock:

Is it prostitution if I get paid in food?

Otherwise know as a date

terracannon876:

sarroora:

I’VE ALWAYS FOR 15 YEARS SINCE I WAS 10 WANTED TO KNOW WHAT THE CERTIFICATE LOOKED LIKE. THANK YOU FOR SHARING.

Wow.

(Source: 90s90s90s)


jetlaggedsky:

mulaneysbutt:

"But it’s very strange. Cause this is the first time I’ve ever seen a law change because the government was just like, ‘*sigh*… fine’."

Mulaney: An Opening Act Preview Special | (x)

John Mulaney is the best


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awwww-cute:

Do you think she’s happy in her new home?

northernlybird:

robotblogofficial:

what type of alligator is this?

A furrrrrr-ocious type.

(Source: shalamakingfaces)

undefyinq:

undefyinq:

imagine having Ellen Degeneres as your grandma