lixation:

breakcorechoirboy:

cknd:

dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join

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yes….fun

(Source: hockeyyy)

codeinewarrior:

me: hey can i have some money?

bank teller: do you have an account with us?

me: nah i just heard yall got money

scotsmcall:

when you follow someone and they follow back immediately

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weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

fvckinbren:

I want this on my blog always.

(Source: dearestjohn)


somenerdyguy:

deansdamnation:

itsajensenthing:

(◡‿◡✿)

god i love dean

Best Dean line ever.

why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars

(Source: superhighschoollevelhope-archive)

perchu:

plasticbagvevo:

perchu:

my nose is cold

put it in the oven

ok

(Source: isuckdickandhavefun2012)

superblys:

i still can’t believe peter quill saved the galaxy with footloose and friendship


I want you back!

(Source: romanovsa)

(Source: swee-t---n-othing)

(Source: troylerrocksmyworld)

dangerhamster:

rnarker:

a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu 

this is literally my favourite joke ever

Marvel’s biggest secret is how they make Robert Downey Jr. appear taller than he actually is…

mcdownies:

crimsonpoppyfields:

thefrogman:

RDJ is 5’ 8½”

Gwyneth (5’ 9”) and we know she is wearing killer heels ALL the time

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Chris (6’ 0½”)

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Problem solved.

[spelledjustlikeescape]

I think I just bloody died scrolling down and seeing rdj wearing heels.

always reblog rdj in his hooker heels

(Source: my-tenerife-sea)