dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join
me: hey can i have some money?
bank teller: do you have an account with us?
me: nah i just heard yall got money
when you follow someone and they follow back immediately
Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?
I want this on my blog always.
why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars
my nose is cold
put it in the oven
i still can’t believe peter quill saved the galaxy with footloose and friendship
a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu
this is literally my favourite joke ever
RDJ is 5’ 8½”
Gwyneth (5’ 9”) and we know she is wearing killer heels ALL the time
Chris (6’ 0½”)
I think I just bloody died scrolling down and seeing rdj wearing heels.
always reblog rdj in his hooker heels